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dead_vesper's Journal

Created on 2006-09-11 20:11:43 (#11123016), last updated 2007-08-10

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Name:dead_vesper
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I once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!
I was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.

My friends were originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
My friends are the sacred animal of Thailand.
My friends are picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are my fiance.
All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by my fiance.

Until the 1960s, your mom was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
More people are killed by your mom each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
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